“Yes, Kenneth. Thanks to comrade Obama's recession, we've had to cut overtime for pages.”

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Sir, I have a problem with my time card.

So naturally you came to me because this company is just the two of us.

I received a memo saying that pages are no longer allowed to work more than 16 hours a day.

Yes, Kenneth. Thanks to comrade Obama's recession, we've had to cut overtime for pages.

Oh, it's not the money, sir.

It's just that I always work more than 16 hours.

So I would be signing my name to a lie.

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