“I didn't lie, Kenneth. I massaged the truth.”

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"Bonus" means "extra."

I know that from game shows.

You lied to me.

I didn't lie, Kenneth. I massaged the truth.

What do you need to move past this?

Well, sir, you made a liar out of me by making me sign that time card.

I would like you to sign your name to a piece of paper that says, "I'm a big ol' liar."

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