“Yeah, he thinks he deserves a "va-jay-jay upgrade."”

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All right!

My boyfriend has been acting really weird ever since

He got promoted at his job.

Yeah, he thinks he deserves a "va-jay-jay upgrade."

He doesn't, he's not Tom Brady. Shut it down. Dealbreaker.

Yes, Yes!

Yeah, there's no such thing as bisexual.

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