“She had her reasons for keeping this from me for 50 years,”

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- because maybe he's awesome.

Look, why don't you just ask your mother who it is.

- no, no. Not colleen.

She had her reasons for keeping this from me for 50 years,

And I don't want her to relive it.

Also, I want something really juicy

To whisper to her on her deathbed.

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