“Is how I'm able to ride the fart train to work every day.”

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She texts her gay friends while I write till 4:00 in the morning

Eating dry fistfuls of raisin bran to stay awake.

Which, by the way,

Is how I'm able to ride the fart train to work every day.

- liz... Hey.

This is your job.

This is what you signed up for.

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