“With me watching Solid Gold in my basement on prom night.”

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She didn't say no, she said we should think about it.

Yeah, that does not mean yes.

In my experience, "let's think about it" usually ends up

With me watching Solid Gold in my basement on prom night.

The point is, I have thought about it

And I haven't changed my mind.

In fact, I've coined a new term to describe

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