“And I want to keep making free long-distance prank calls”

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I know this cutback stuff is difficult.

I don't want to fire anyone.

And I don't want to take anything away from my crew.

And I want to keep making free long-distance prank calls

To people like Seattle's Richard Sacmuncher.

And I think that's reasonable.

So what do I do to get out of this?

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