“Last time I saw my dad, he went out to get the candles for my fourth birthday lasagna...”

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Good old Billy Donaghy left when I was two.

He'd... Show up every now and then to impregnate my mom...

Punch out umpires at my Little League...

Last time I saw my dad, he went out to get the candles for my fourth birthday lasagna...

... And never came back.

My whole life I said I was gonna be something.

Restore the glory...

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