“You are officially a "D-bag", Tim. I hope you lose your indoor soccer game.”

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Excuse me.

Dude, I know you're getting these messages

Because I know how to check your voice mail.

You are officially a "D-bag", Tim. I hope you lose your indoor soccer game.

Sorry. What can I get you?

A dozen assorted for me to take home to my family.

And the lady will have...

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