“The place I go to has private beaches, soft-serve ice cream machines,”

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With your flat, manly, milking thumbs and your long, graceful knuckle hair --

Thank you, Kenneth.

Are you sick? Because I am not getting sick before my trip.

The place I go to has private beaches, soft-serve ice cream machines,

And, after the French custom, people wear dark socks to the beach.

It's the one thing I do for myself every year. And I am going.

I even bought a new swimsuit.

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