“I wish I could but she's out for her morning walk.”

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I showed up three days early, showered my mom with gifts.

She called them all adequate. It's a Christmas miracle!

Well, I'm glad to hear it went well. Tell Colleen I said hi.

I wish I could but she's out for her morning walk.

And I'm off to have a real Christmas.

Fly to Rio, tan in the nude, bet on some monkey wrestling.

Just like Norman Rockwell always drew it. Well, have a good flight.

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