“Everyone knows that on Christmas Eve Mrs. Claus hangs your stockings”

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How can we not have Mrs. Claus?

I didn't realize you were serious about that so I cut it --

You can't cut Mrs. Claus!

Everyone knows that on Christmas Eve Mrs. Claus hangs your stockings

And then puts out food for Santa.

Then you sing songs around the piano until she tucks you in.

Did your mother not do that?

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