“I'm getting drunk. Lemon, would you buy my mulch?”

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You tell me.

That's the life, right?

What are you doing here?

I'm getting drunk. Lemon, would you buy my mulch?

I don't know, Jack.

I just found out that I was a jerk in high school.

Turns out I'm not the lovable nerd, I was the bully you hate.

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