“Look how miserable you are at your own bachelor party.”

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And vents and other enclosed spaces,

Like behind the dryer, for instance.

You don't really love this woman.

Look how miserable you are at your own bachelor party.

That's not why I'm miserable, you idiot.

I'd marry a thousand Kathy Geisses to be CEO.

I'm miserable because I know that I'm not getting it.

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