“Always hold them squarely at the base, never by the lid.”

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Kenneth, I have a cookie-jar collection.

Would you like to have it?

Of course, sir! I'd love to!

Always hold them squarely at the base, never by the lid.

And should you ever go to the convention in Sarasota,

Please tell Patty and Beth and all of them

That Vic Nightingale says hello.

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