“And they cancelled Eddie Murphy's Oscar because he had ran out on Scary Spice.”

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Do you know they'll ruin anybody who they think are making black people look bad?

They tanked 50 Cent's movie.

They blew out Terrell Owens' ankle.

And they cancelled Eddie Murphy's Oscar because he had ran out on Scary Spice.

And now they're after Tracy Jordan!

I know the movie is important to you

And you're stressed out, but keep it together, OK? Calm.

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