“A couple months ago, I went on a date with my cousin.”

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At a Country Steaks all-you-can-eat buffet.

And I didn't leave

Until I finished my second plate of shrimp.

A couple months ago, I went on a date with my cousin.

Wow, I... I am a mess!

There is an 80% chance in the next election

That I will tell all my friends I am voting for Barack Obama,

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