“Ah, it was for a couple of lousy months. Big deal.”

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Look, I know I've been nothing but trouble to you your entire life...

Juvie, Jonestown, that time I punched Goofy.

Hell, I even blinded you with a bottle rocket.

Ah, it was for a couple of lousy months. Big deal.

I had sex with your prom date.

- I stole your identity. - I threw you out of a window.

- I convinced you you had Lupus. - I microwaved your parakeet.

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