“And this dude looked me straight in the eyes and said,”

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When I got the idea to write my autobiography,

So I took a meeting at Random House.

And I went in and talked to this editor about it,

And this dude looked me straight in the eyes and said,

"No, Mr Jordan. No, thank you. We do not want your book."

My bad. That's on me. Shut it down.

No way. Your elevator opens right into your apartment?

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