“To Oprah pulling that trash bag of fat out in a wagon,”

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Television has provided for us,

From the moon landing to the "Golden Girls" finale,

From Walter Cronkite denouncing Vietnam

To Oprah pulling that trash bag of fat out in a wagon,

From the glory and the pageantry of the Summer Olympics

To the less-fun Winter Olympics.

So please, don't tell me I don't have a dream, sir.

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