“- Store policy. - Yeah, well, that's an illegal policy.”

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I have an uncle who's a cop, so don't even try.

Hey, we all have uncles who are cops, so just take it down a notch.

- No $100s. Small bills. - Oh, I knew this was gonna happen.

- Store policy. - Yeah, well, that's an illegal policy.

- You have to take this. - No, I don't.

Yeah, sir, you do. It says "Legal tender for all debts, public and private."

Does it say anything about $100 for a bottle of water?

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