“If you insist upon going all Murphy Brown on me, let me give you a tip.”

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I should have known this was going to be a problem when I decided to mentor a woman.

No, I said that my body is trying to make me think I want to have a baby.

But my body is not the boss of me. My brain is.

If you insist upon going all Murphy Brown on me, let me give you a tip.

Don't smother your child with affection to compensate for not having a man.

Don't say, "You're the only man I'll ever love."

- Even babies know that's creepy. - Of course.

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