“I bought my mother a lovely retirement home...”

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But that's when I tell her, "Mama, you carried me for nine months.

Let me carry you now."

You are a remarkable human being, Kenneth.

I bought my mother a lovely retirement home...

In Florida, with a tea garden and rocks made of foam, because she falls down a lot.

Got everything she needs except a phone.

I told those people, "Do not give her a phone."

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