“I think I read about that in The New Yorker.”

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You know there are 17 rats per person in Manhattan?

You eat a pound of rat crap

Every year without even knowing it, huh?

I think I read about that in The New Yorker.

Anyway, we'll leave you to your meal.

I hope you enjoy the, uh, choices that you've made.

[Slurping]

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